assfuckface

A combination of swearwords assembled (usually in a rush), used to describe someone that has pissed you off so much, you can't take thirty seconds to think of something better.

Just because I live with my parents doesn't mean I don't pay my own bills, assfuckface!

by Slicedrkr December 29, 2016

Assferret

1. An autocorrect fail word.
2. A donkey-ferret hybrid
3. An annoying and stupid person

Scenario 1- texting on iPhones
Mom - Can't wait to see you tomorrow! Don't forget the assferret candies for the goodybags!
Girl-Assferret? I know we talked about ASSORTED candies. Call me if the goodybags have changed. LOL

Scenario 2-
Dude 1 - Hey, did you see that weird looking assferret?
Dude 2 - Yeah! It's so big!

Scenario 3-
Dude 1 - Dale is such an assferret. I hope he dies
Dude 2 - I know! I've wanted to stab his ass so many times

by I be trollin' today June 8, 2011

Assault Halt

The act of preventing somebody from being sexually assualted.

Wayne - "Dude, you were fully cock blocking me last night"
John - "Bro, she was nearly unconscious"
Wayne - "Yeah, nearly"
John - "It's called Assault Halting, Wayne."

by Sustain Release July 26, 2011

assbugler

One who can willfully manipulate the tone and volume of their farts, same as a bugler waking the troops at dawn.

Jesus Christ, did you hear that? Jon's a regular assbugler!! He played fucking Taps!!!

by mhssnr09 January 18, 2014

Asscumulation

The accumulation of ass particles on the rim of the toilet seat. Including crack lint and fieces pieces.

"I sat down on the toilet seat, only then did I realize I had sat on all the asscumulation"

by Ben D. Dix March 10, 2015

Assfarticals

The particals that release from your ass when u fart. Fart

Dang who's assfarticals are in my nose right now. Booty

by Biggs June 3, 2016

assfalt

You're accountable for your own shit.

You fucked it up so unfuck it, it's your own assfalt, sorry but your ass your fault dude.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018