Arizona

The state that people visit during the winter time because the weather is nice.
Most Arizonans are immune to heat.

SCENE 1
Penpal from other state: What's up? How's the weather?
Person from Arizona: Oh it's great! I can't believe it actually went down to 120 today.
Penpal: ...ONE HUNDRED TWENTY? THATS FRICKIN HOT
Person: Huh? I can't even take my jacket off.
Penpal: *Catches on fire just thinking about it*

SCENE 2
I (Zuki, the author of this definition) have lived in Arizona my whole life. I have also never left my house in the summer.
Too bad the only season in Arizona is summer.

by Zuki December 25, 2004

arizona

The best 24 oz. drink you can get for 99 cents. They come in kiwi strawberry, mucho mango, watermwlon, unsweetened tea, fruit punch, rasberry, and sweetened tea. i think thats it. well all that comes in a can anyway.

I usually drink the iced tea with the sugar.

by The NAD May 28, 2005

Arizona oven

Much like the dutch oven, except that you use an unused bathroom as the target.

Eat a bunch of food that makes you gassy (here in Arizona that would be Mexican food). When you sleep over at someones place (girlfriend, boyfreind, someone you just met, etc.) wake up early and take a huge shit in the bathroom. No fan. Shut the door. Leave the stench for them when they get up to take a whiz.

That girl took me home, but I was so logged up that I had to pull an AZ oven on her.

I had to roll out of that bitches house, but I left her an Arizona oven before I split.

by tankboy2k August 16, 2006

Tucson, Arizona

1: the most amazing place on Earth!
2: where the hottest girls are from
3: the fucking desert where it's hot as hell... but the shirtless men make it worth it

"Hey! Where are you from?"
"I'm from Tucson, Arizona!"
"Damn you're lucky! You get all those sexy shirtless men!"

by edog202011 February 28, 2009

Arizona

Excruciatingly hot in places like Phoenix and Tucson, especially if you are from Flagstaff. Whenever you are in a different region and someone asks where you are from, their automatic response is "wow, it must be hot huh?" Well it's NOT hot if you live in NORTHERN Arizona! We have four seasons and it snows a lot up here! People come up here to SKI. There is a lot more to AZ than people think.

Northern Arizona is beautiful.

by Freddie123456 October 28, 2005

Arizona Bomb Stopper

It's when you're in the Arizona airport going through the checkpoint and you have to take a big shit, but you can't because you have an eightball of speed shoved up your ass.

"Man I thought I was going to shit myself on the plane but I had an Arizona Bomb Stopper."

by Deedeedoodoo October 1, 2008

arizona tuxedo

to wear a cut off tee shirt with jeans or khaki. often warn with high black socks.

jim always wear a arizona tuxedo no matter how cold it is.

by jarsco freeman September 30, 2009