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Angie's list

A compilation of names and reviews of everyone that Angie has had sex with. It's a REALLY long list, containing over 500 terabytes of data even when rendered in simple text only. Angie is a consummate whore of a housewife, who like most other uppity white bitches, likes to squander her overworked husband's money having a different room of the house remodelled every other week. Also, she has sex with the contractors and then rates their "performance" online. If you can't satisfy her voracious sexual appetites, she will put you out of business by giving you a terrible review.
I need a hot contractor with hard-working hands and a big tool to service me, and by "service me" I of course mean to remodel the guest bathroom. Maybe I can find someone to handle the job on Angie's list.
by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013
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90 degree angled

to have your erect penis, or someone elses erect penis, snapped at a 90 degree angle. An act of violence.
Dude, i dont know if im ever gonna be able to have sex again. I was gettin a blow job from Mary and i accidentally called her Sarah. She got angry and 90 degree angled my cock.
by CConye December 12, 2008
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angie

A bitchy girl who will do anything for money. She likes being called a whore and more than likely has an STD. She has big boobs.
Look at that deer, shes racked like Angie!
by kaleed September 24, 2006
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angie

A man or woman who you meet online or on the phone (anonymously) who gives you the satisfaction of a real relationship. Specifically, an angie has unstable mental tendencies and is unusually possessive. Having an angie is a safe practice so long as you do not give him/her your real name or phone number.
person 1: "So I heard you got yourself an angie?"

person 2: "Hell yeah, he told me he loved me, he hated me and he would die without me and this was all on day one."

person 1: "Yeah, that's an angie alright!"
by angielover August 27, 2011
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angie

shes sexy, shes had alot of boyfriends and none of them were long, just like their dicks
angie is pretty cute
by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 17, 2019
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Angie

is a cunt
Oh hey, it's a cunt. It must be an Angie!
by BigboiReez September 29, 2018
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angie

Angie is a girl that went black over the summer and she hollywood:(
Cesar"Hi Angie"
Angie **ignores Cesar
Angie "I'am tan ASF BRUHHH "
by Beyoncé the hollywood September 4, 2017
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