Assault

Assault is when i get buzzin and decide to smash someones face in.

Copper 2 me : "did u assault the poor helpless albanian?"
Me : "Yes i fucking did!"

by Liam April 22, 2004

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sextual assault

unwanted sexual advances through texts

texter1:"you wanna come over and have sex?"
texter2" no! ur a creeper! thats sextual assault!"

by GRUBAH! December 21, 2008

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m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle

Proof that gun nuts can't spell (and probably shouldn't vote either).

Hyuk. I was just cleaning my m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle before I left to go vote Bush in the upcomin' election.

by -Gimpulse- June 19, 2006

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Assulator

What someone’s ASS gets renamed when they interpret a broad range of abstract and difficult to analyze data to calculate an accurate result quickly without much apparent effort.

He just pulls a number out of his Ass and he gets the correct answer. That's an incredible Assulator he has.

by mr knight October 4, 2008

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A synonym for "AR-15" (Armourlight Rifle Fifteen) used by Congressmen to attempt (and fail) to vilify the poor "Assault weapon". It's only used by people (Congressmen their not human) who blame Columbine on Battlefield 4.

Whiney Congressman 1: This Assault Rifle Fifteen was used to kill a man!
Whiney Congressman 2: Yeah! We need to make the mazgizes smaller!
Whiney Congressman 1: We also need to ban 'Assualt grips'!

by Olegthefuckwhit November 29, 2021

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