thesaurus abuser

One who attempts to sound intelligent by using a computer thesaurus for more intelligent sounding words.
Ends up sounding ridiculous either by using words completely out of context or by misspelling them.

Rudy stopped being a thesaurus abuser when his computer died.

by srta. P May 24, 2005

abuse

an destructive act towards someone that can cause mental and/or physical damage

Most abuse can leave a person feeling vulnerable.

by Gerard Irick April 23, 2010

albus dumbledore

someone who didn't die, cuz he's fucking God

HBP: Snape raiseh his wand and pointed it directlu at Dumbledore.
"Avada Kadavra!"
A jet of green light shot form the end of Snape's wad and hit Dumbledore squarely in the chest. Harry's scream of horror never left him; silent and unmoving, he was forced to watch as Dumbledore was blasted into the air. For a split second, he seemed to hang suspended beneath the shining skull, and then he fell slowly backward, like a great rag doll, over the battlements and out of sight.
Me: STFU, you can't fucking kill Albus Dumbledore, just like they couldn't kill Jesus, Gandalf, or Aslan, cuz they're all fucking God

by dumbledore's boy through and through February 7, 2007

Sexually aroused

When you have been turned on by someone’s physically in a sexual way that caused some your genetalias to form into a sexually active mode sending hormones to the genetalias from your brain causing: erections, hardening and moisture.

When Jade took her shirt off I became sexually aroused and formed a boner.

by MyNanlikesit June 24, 2017

lol abuser

an lol abuser is when people use lol too much on IM and sound like retards....like me.

person: wuts the hw??
me: lol i dunno
person: tell me!
me: lol i dunno wut it is!
person: wutever
me: lol

^ lol abuser!!!

by jb! December 28, 2005

pace abuser

An extremely fast, dark African that cannot be stopped.

Look at that pace abuser tank through the mile.

by Kdog100 March 3, 2014

Albus

(n.) Person, or rather, magical entity graced upon the earth to live amongst a wide population of muggles. Albuses are quite the rare creature and are arguably the nicest and friendliest people you will ever meet. To put it simply, they are "magical." They demonstrate magical prowess through amazing feats of illusion, both in the physical world and through online means. They are also enormously clever and hold an impressive array of puns available for any given moment. Emits an incredibly positive vibe and can easily restore one's faith in the greatness in humanity. Last seen spreading immense joy and displaying intellectual and magical might in Wayne Hall. *boom*

Has Jesus risen? No, Albus entered the room.

by perfanity May 30, 2011