November 13th

national stuff yourself day. whether you stay in or go out, fill up with yummy food.

mikey: hey guess what today is...
broski: november 13th?
mikey: national stuff yourself day bro!! let’s feast

broski: betttttt

by rdips_stfu October 28, 2019

January 13th

on January 13th you can not get any homework.

teacher: “where’s the homework?”

you: it’s January 13th

by Emmieisdumbbblollll December 20, 2020

November 13th

The day in which you should be looking in stores for the Gummy Bear album.

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, for lots of music, videos, and extras.

by x_bruh..69NwOrDxd June 18, 2020

May 13th

National make out with Chiara day!

Person: its may 13th, chiara probably has so many bitches rn.
Chiara: 1,2,3,4 I can count all my whores.

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 12, 2022

August 13th

people born on august 13th have massive dicks

John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"

by notnorton May 22, 2022

April 13th

April thirteenth is international fuck-a-friend day. Huh, they really let any moron make one of these

“Well Hannah, it’s april 13th, you know what that means!”

by Doctor ball-tickler April 13, 2022

February 13th

February 13th is the day soulmates start dating. if you start dating someone on this day you are now officially the best couple ever

omg you got together on February 13th y’all are definitely soulmates

by sunshine6564 October 4, 2021