Poo Truncheon

Used to describe a long, hardened length of feces that has all the necessary attributes of a certain type of law enforcement device.

'Good lord!, What a particularily savage looking poo truncheon my anus has decided to manifest in this here toilet bowl.'

by muckguppy November 18, 2007

warm poo

An ironic synonym for 'hot shit'.

My GOD that girl is warm poo! I think I've just splunged in my knickers.

by LukeT September 19, 2007

poo manchu

when a woman has a bearded asshole strongly resembling the mustache and goatee of a chinese wiseman.

yo I was just about to eat her asshole when I was stared in the face by her poo manchu

by jman31 February 21, 2009

poo crusties

little brown freinndss dried in the crackk of ur assss holeee, flakesss that are caughtt in ur bum hair thats itchy andd stinkky and even when u showerr they dont vome out unless they are moistt so u gottta open ur bum cheeks wide

I had sex with you and when we were doing 69 you tuned over and your poo crusties slipped out and I almost chaked in yer face.

by Danica poosnig March 9, 2009

Poo-net

A strip (or strips) of toilet paper placed on the top of the toilet water to help prevent Poo-splash

Be sure to properly apply your Poo-net, else you will get a case of the wet-ass

by Wobbe January 20, 2009

Poo Baby

Big albino fat ass who typically can be quite rude and has a large temper, in his free time he likes to burn down storage buildings and hurt his friends feelings.

Oh look at Poo Baby over there, isn't he a big albino fat ass?

by Gageybaby November 19, 2019

chicken poo

When ones nipples are hard and you can see them through their shirt.

Dude look over at becky, Major chicken poo!

by PpobNoremac April 18, 2017