Imaginary brother

The brother you never had.

Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.

Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.

Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.

Guy finds other guy:

Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.

Other guy- What the fuck?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Ur brother a mother

An insult typically used by 17 to 19 tryhards. Usually when they are losing. This is also one of the worst insults ever and whoever you tell this to will have something bad happen to them.

Hey will! Your brother a mother!
dies

by MemoliLover May 30, 2018

trundle brothers

Two guys who rub the areas between balls and buttocks together for a good time. Gooch to gooch.

We got a couple of trundle brothers mussing up the sheeting in room 167.

by Furclown June 3, 2018

Ur brother mother

The most insulting shit you could say to someone as soon as you call someone this insult they will instantly die and you will claim there soul

Peice of shit: ur mum gay
Peice of shit 2: ur brother mother

by Penis aids 96 June 5, 2018

dirty eskimo brothers

When you and your bro fucks the same girl in the ass

Bro becouse of maddy we are dirty eskimo brothers

by N8_higgers June 11, 2018

Ur brother a mother

"Ur brother a mother" is a step up from ur dad lesbian. Every time these magic words are said, we as a species traverse deeper into the he'll hole known as extinction.

Assmeister43 : ur mom gey
Kermit_1h3_D: ur dad lesbian
Assmeister43: no u, ur brother a mother

*kermit's house would explode, killing him, and any family inside*

by Waus June 11, 2018

handsome brother

Crisykins, a boy who doubts his self image, but is cute or whatevaaaa.

These hoes agree that my brother is handsome.

Did you see Christian? He’s handzome.

What a handsome brother!

by itsapranklol January 4, 2018