Questionable Titties 

Noun: Pre-legal pubescent breasts, usually of an amazing quality and pertness. However, pursuit of Questionable Titties can lead to jail and statutory rape charges and hence must be done carefully.

One should normally not openly ogle Questionable Titties, it must be done on the sly.

My 15 year old cousin has Questionable Titties.

Questionable Titties by Eaterofmany January 8, 2012

Big titties

the functional breast
The breast is an apocrine gland that produces milk to feed an infant child; for which the nipple of the breast is centred in (surrounded by) an areola (nipple-areola complex, NAC), the skin color of which varies from pink to dark brown, and has many sebaceous glands. The basic units of the breast are the terminal duct lobular units (TDLUs), which produce the fatty breast milk. They give the breast its offspring-feeding functions as a mammary gland. They are distributed throughout the body of the breast; approximately two-thirds of the lactiferous tissue is within 30-mm of the base of the nipple. The terminal lactiferous ducts drain the milk from TDLUs into 4–18 lactiferous ducts, which drain to the nipple; the milk-glands-to-fat ratio is 2:1 in a lactating woman, and 1:1 in a non-lactating woman. In addition to the milk glands, the breast also is composed of connective tissues (collagen, elastin), white fat, and the suspensory Cooper's ligaments. Sensation in the breast is provided by the peripheral nervous system innervation, by means of the front (anterior) and side (lateral) cutaneous branches of the fourth-, the fifth-, and the sixth intercostal nerves, while the T-4 nerve (Thoracic spinal nerve 4), which innervates the dermatomic area, supplies sensation to the nipple-areola complex.

Girl: gurl my Big Titties Are SO HUGE They Hurt

Boy: Gurl i like yo titties

Girl#2: look at my big titties

Big titties by The Stalker O.o February 14, 2012

Calm your tits 

this phrase is used when someone you are with is too uptight to calm them down

judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today"
steve: "no, no it doesnt judy"
judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh"
steve: "alright judy calm your tits"

Calm your tits by Sam Bell March 23, 2008

titan toss 

When a man inserts his fist into the vagina of a woman considerably smaller than himself, lifts her over his head, and throws her a large distance away.

"I gave the loose bitch the titan toss, and she fractured her neck."

or

"I tried the titan toss on her, but she was so tight, I just slammed her on the floor."

titan toss by SkeletorToss July 31, 2006

Powder Tits 

A girl who places powder on, between, and under her tits because she's fat and needs to absorb the sweat in between her tits and her first roll. Most noticeable on women of a darker complexion.

When I got a look at that bitch's powder tits, I put my dick back in my pants and got out of the car.

Powder Tits by Murray's chubby April 27, 2007

shitty titty gang bang 

An orgy with multiple participants where the men defecate onto the women's breasts before titty fucking them while all singing 'Shitty titty gang bang we love you' in homage to the show 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'

Its been a good week at work so the office is having a shitty titty gang bang

shitty titty gang bang by Chopper.Mk.52 April 23, 2018

Barbecue sauce on my titties 

a well-known vine based on a clip from Orange is the New Black

(in AA)
Taystee: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I'm like 'What the fuck? Again?‘

Barbecue sauce on my titties by 🤪🐢✌🏼💯 July 13, 2019