The Scoot 

Usually happens on the first date and when one party (usually the female) decides that things are not going to their liking and they fabricate a reason to get out of there as fast as they can. In older times, the party might suddenly remember an appointment or meeting that they had to be at in five minutes. Nowadays, the party usually excuse theirself to the bathroom and emerge "talking" on their cell phone, making a claim such as their best friend or close relative was suddenly involved in a terrible accident and they need to leave.

I went out with Karen the other night and the bitch gave me The Scoot.

The Scoot by johnboy9 November 9, 2006

scootch 

An especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of shit on the way out.

Dude, you need to check your pants after that scootch

scootch by Magius December 18, 2003

Scooter 

a form of two wheeled transport that sounds like a hair dryer, and gets about the same top speed, some have nice body kits though

Scooter by peet October 19, 2003

scoot 

a one-hundred dollar bill

"I used two scoots and a five to buy those shoes."

scoot by dnell November 21, 2006

shoot me please

When a face palm does not cut it.

Voting for obama was so fucking stupid shoot me please.

shoot me please by datguywhodidntvoteforobama November 18, 2013

Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times 

When something goes so terribly wrong you want to shoot yourself in the face five times, but pissed because you can only do it once

"SO did you kiss her yet?"

"Yeah, worse kisser of all time. Fucking want to shoot myself in the face 5 times."

Shoot Myself in the Face 5 Times by Belkis Deyanira October 18, 2008

Shoot a Russian unicorn 

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. More specifically, the act of performing a Russian Unicorn. Where one straps a dildo to his/her head, and then has sex. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."

ref: RavenHaus.

Chris: "Dude i heard your girl is going to spend the night"

Edward: "Yeah! We are totally going to Shoot a Russian Unicorn!"

Chris: "Nice!"

Shoot a Russian unicorn by hoodie_ninja August 2, 2011