2 definitions by Magius

An especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of shit on the way out.
Dude, you need to check your pants after that scootch
by Magius December 18, 2003
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A word meaning everything and nothing all at once, usually brought on by a drug induced state.
Man, what is wrong with you?
NARR!!!
by Magius December 18, 2003
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