universitard 

Universitard: univers-i-tard.

Someone who paid through the no$e for a miseducation, often going tens of thousands of dollars into debt before ever earning a single dime in the free market, typically they believe things that are simply not true!
Such as:
"There are more than two genders"
"CO2 is a pollutant"
"Everyone is the same"
"Abortion is good"
"Orange man bad"
"Global temperature is rising"
"Democrats aren't racist"
"Hillary is great"

A Universitard has the ego only a university education can provide, and is also described adequately as the epitome of the "Dunning-Kruger effect"

"Really? You think women should be Frontline troops and suffer the trauma and destruction of war? Stop being a Universitard!"

"Oh yeah? Middle class white people protesting that Black lives Matter eh'... must be Universitards!"

"What's that? we should limit CO2 which is the building block of all life on Earth you say?.... Bloody Universitards will starve us all!"

universitard by Boaty Bear October 30, 2020

Dalhousie University 

A university in Halifax Nova Scotia that is the home of rich Ontario Kids who want to "escape", and commerce kids that didnt get into Queens or Western. Party culture is LITTT! Bars are open until 4:00am! Also referred to as dal.

Commerce Boy 1: Hey you go to Dalhousie University too?

Commerce Boy 2: Yea man had to escape the GTA! I freaking love Dal!

Commerce Boy 1: WHAT SAME MAN!! See you at the Rowe in 10!

Dalhousie University by frendrickkk June 2, 2018

Cincinnati Christian University

A college in the ghetto of Cincinnati! Students attending this school typically love Jesus, but there is always an acception to this.

I attend Cincinnati Christian University

Cincinnati Christian University by asjofhaisufhaskljdfnk;sdnfaskl June 18, 2011

simon fraiser university

It’s a school in Canada, Vancouver to be more exact. Not much to say, but hey this is a definition for it so I guess yay?

Oh hey that schools Simon Fraiser University right?

simon fraiser university by ParkingViolator August 19, 2018

Michigan State University 

The school that no one actually likes until they realize it's the only place they are smart enough to go to college.

Birth of a Michigan State University fan:

Jared age 16: I fucking hate high school. The teachers are always riding my ass about not doing homework-I don't need to do homework because I'm so smart I'll just ace the test. I can't wait until I get into Michigan. I've been watching Michigan football since I was 5.

Jared age 17: Fuck Cindy's party. Ryan and me are taking a road trip to watch Michigan fuck Ohio up in Columbus.

Jared age 18: I can't believe I'm still waitlisted. I've already been accepted to state, but maybe there is a chance I'll get in to Michigan still. Fuck State. It’s for hicks and tards anyway. Damn it. Why did I slack off these last 4 years? If only worked harder.

Jared on Graduation Day: Fuck you Paul. I didn't get rejected from Michigan. Technically I'm still waitlisted. Besides State is an okay school and I'll probably just transfer after a year of banging State hoes. Who gives a fuck anyway--I'm just anxious to get stoned before the senior all night party.

Jared age 21: Fuck those Michigan nerds. I never wanted to go there anyway. I've been a State fan my whole life. They waste their lives studying. And finally I'm old enough to go out to the bars--sure I couldn't get laid in the frats but I'm sure my luck will change at the bar. I just have to nail the hoes when their really drunk. I'll swoop in as soon as the bouncers take them out and offer to walk her home. I know I have a test Monday but fuck it. I'm smart enough to study Sunday and ace it.

Michigan State University by Wolverine_2 March 24, 2011

University of Michigan 

A school that only enrolls students who are asian, black, or ugly. More often than not, one will see male students walking around in a lacrosse jersey with a backwards hat on. It is also common to see every male student try and rock the long sideburns. As for the females, it is not uncommon to see them on football game day wearing some ridiculous outfit, with their knee-high socks, sporting a bright "maize" shirt and a backwards hat. This bright outerwear is to distract you from their ugly faces. The irony of this situation is that these people will claim that they are better than you. They believe that, because they won a lot of football games back in the 60's, 70's and 80's, that their skill carries over to the next era. They also believe that they receive a better education because they get more homework than other schools. However, the reality is that their football team sucks, their girls are ugly, and you're still getting nowhere in life with a degree in Engineering.

(In East Lansing)

"Hey Johnny, who's that slapdick with the sideburns and the yellow hat on backwards, trying to wheel on those freshman girls?"

"Oh, that kid? Don't worry about him. He goes to the University of Michigan and he won't be getting with any girls tonight. He couldn't score in a whorehouse with a handful of twenties."

University of Michigan by Dick Rod November 2, 2011

Florida State University 

FSU, is a very Prestigious College. The weird part is, F.S.U. means fuck shit up. How would you like it to go to fuck sh...uh, i mean FLorida State University.

John: Where you going to school these days Bob?

Bob: I'm going to Florida State University.

John: FSU?

Bob: Ya.

John:......

Florida State University by Steve-O11505 December 30, 2006