ride my pony

I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off

(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

(CHORUS)

Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh

(CHORUS x2)

If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)

(CHORUS x5)

Ride it

Tanya can ride my pony all nite long

by Captian Commando JR. November 5, 2009

Polish Horse-Rider

Breaking a bottle of chloroform to knock a horse unconscious, then proceeding to insert the horse's penis into your own ass or a partner's, only to have the horse awake mid-fuck and ram the individual's asshole so hard it ruptures his or her intestinal wall and they bleed out. Usually the death occurs in the field, the hospital bed or during the act itself.

Robert: What the hell happened to Todd, I heard he died?

Lee: He totally chloroformed that horse to try to have it fuck him, but it woke up and totally Polish Horse-Rider'd the shit out of him. Literally.

Robert: Shit, well what the fuck happened to the horse? I was going to fuck it.

by Ernest P. Worrel July 25, 2009

ride or die down ass bitch

A female that aint 'fraid of going to jail for her man.. Never rats him out and takes it all for him... Is down for anything will scrap for him no matter how big the mofo is... Is ready to go to whaeva lengths she has to ta make sure food is on the table... strip, sell.. jo0 name it.. Cleanz and co0ks for him and takes care of the fam and lets no one come between what they have she would even kill for him

I'm a ride or die down ass bitch.. I got the sass and I ain't 'fraid to go to jail for my man.. been there done that Ready to do it again for him... I have fought males 3x the size of me for him and I ain't 'fraid to kill for him... You fuck with him then it's your fault not mine His house is always clean when he comes home the baby is always fed and taken care of and his plate of food is always made and hot I hustle for him and I was hustling your money when he got laid off... SO get like me bitches

by BadAzzBitch August 10, 2009

Riding Hard

To drive a car at high speeds,aggressively usually in heavy traffic.

I was riding hard in the S63 AMG down the NJ turnpike yesterday.

by Da Mastor March 26, 2010

riding the bus

A synonym to being high. You can be extremely blazed, or not so much. "Riding the bus" is a good code sentence to talk about being high around people. Look up: "going to catch the bus" which means- to buy drugs.

Dude, I was riding the bus the other day and I thought I was flying!

by lalalandhaha June 28, 2010

Ridge Rat

A dying breed of redneck unique to Cutler Ridge, Florida. If you drive to Black Point in a pick-up bearing "salt life" (by way of Old Cutler Bait & Tackle), and finish the night at Rodbenders or Sandbar, you're a Ridge Rat.

The rebel flag on Caribbean & Anchor marks a warm welcome to ridge rat country.

by No-See-Um September 16, 2018

Dick rider

A dick rider is slang that came from NJ. It means a person who always annoy someone or aggravates them. They would constantly bother you with something until they make you mad about it. Most of the time they do this to get attention from you or everyone else. They could be the person that annoys you the most. A group of people could also be dick riders.

Example: He's such a dick rider.

Example 2: This school always dick riding. ("This school" meaning the teachers or the school in general.)

by urban.shxt December 5, 2018