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Verb

Colloquilism in climbing or parkour

To properly test the quality or stability of a hand hold or the stability of a structural component of a building

Analogous to feeling the shape and/or firmness of an erect nipple
"you gotta properly teat your handhold s to see if you can get a good grip on the shelf"

"if you don't teat your parkour run beforehand you might end up falling on a loose brick"
teat by mrmiow May 26, 2022
Pronounced like death but with a t. It’s when you die from something related to a tooth/teeth. Like getting stabbed to death by a tooth/teeth. Or dying from tooth infection/rot because you have crap dental hygiene or you ingested a bunch of radium.
The cause death was Teath”
“They died from Teath”
Teath by Hippy-Hair June 7, 2022

Theatre Kid Fascism 

Theatre kid fascism is the type of government instituted by the Blackrock Administration in 2021. It involves an oligarchy where the government, major corporations, and the media work in tandem to advantage the most privileged individuals in society using moral blackmail and foot soldiers of the mentally ill, suburban white woman, the heavily indebted, and other white collar demographics to silence dissent from subjects who do not send emails for living and can no longer afford to drive to work.

The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.

What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
Jimmy: Man it just cost $80 for me to fill up my gas tank, but did you see the video of the Former Director of The Disinformation Governance Board singing about how she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?

Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
Man 1: Omg look, it’s teatoes!
Man 2: She’s such a bitch
Man 1: At least she’s fine tho
Teatoes by Bubblygunk September 13, 2022

Theatcher 

A mix of the words teacher and theater. A teacher wich is so mad at the class that it is almost like watching a theater of rage.
Person 1: Wow dude that teacher is so mad. Person 2: yeah a total theatcher.
Theatcher by Not ileskog September 16, 2022

Teatocrite 

Teatocrite - Fusion of teat and hypocrite. In general, it refers to a person who is constantly criticizing the source of a benefit or benefits while enjoying and wanting more of the benfit. Someone who criticizes the Government, but are the first ones to reach out and collect Government benefits when they can.
John is collecting unemployment benefits, and all he does is criticize the Government. That teatocrite sucks on the Government's teat all day, but he is the first one to call out for smaller Government.

Mary is constantly criticizing, complaining, and putting down her husband Joe although he treats her very nice, gives her $ 1,000/week so she doesn't have to work, and goes out of his way to make her happy. If Joe had any sense he would have dumped that ungrateful teatocrite long time ago.
Teatocrite by Roman Barcia October 8, 2022