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Teatocrite 

Teatocrite - Fusion of teat and hypocrite. In general, it refers to a person who is constantly criticizing the source of a benefit or benefits while enjoying and wanting more of the benfit. Someone who criticizes the Government, but are the first ones to reach out and collect Government benefits when they can.
John is collecting unemployment benefits, and all he does is criticize the Government. That teatocrite sucks on the Government's teat all day, but he is the first one to call out for smaller Government.

Mary is constantly criticizing, complaining, and putting down her husband Joe although he treats her very nice, gives her $ 1,000/week so she doesn't have to work, and goes out of his way to make her happy. If Joe had any sense he would have dumped that ungrateful teatocrite long time ago.
Teatocrite by Roman Barcia October 8, 2022
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Tittocrite 

Referring to a man who is in a relationship, but still shamelessly ogles and judges every piece of ass out there.
You have a girlfriend, and still you objectify every woman around you with a complicated scoring system, you are such a tittocrite
Tittocrite by Johan Becconsall August 24, 2008
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026