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Teatocrite 

Teatocrite - Fusion of teat and hypocrite. In general, it refers to a person who is constantly criticizing the source of a benefit or benefits while enjoying and wanting more of the benfit. Someone who criticizes the Government, but are the first ones to reach out and collect Government benefits when they can.
John is collecting unemployment benefits, and all he does is criticize the Government. That teatocrite sucks on the Government's teat all day, but he is the first one to call out for smaller Government.

Mary is constantly criticizing, complaining, and putting down her husband Joe although he treats her very nice, gives her $ 1,000/week so she doesn't have to work, and goes out of his way to make her happy. If Joe had any sense he would have dumped that ungrateful teatocrite long time ago.
Teatocrite by Roman Barcia October 8, 2022
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Tittocrite 

Referring to a man who is in a relationship, but still shamelessly ogles and judges every piece of ass out there.
You have a girlfriend, and still you objectify every woman around you with a complicated scoring system, you are such a tittocrite
Tittocrite by Johan Becconsall August 24, 2008
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