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high-top fade 

A hi-top fade is a style of haircut where hair on the sides is cut off or kept very low and hair on the top of the head is very long (in contrast, a low fade is when hair on the top is kept shorter). The hi-top has been a trend symbolizing the Golden Era of Hip Hop and urban contemporary music during the late 1980s and the early 1990s.
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will smith both wore high-top fades
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Monitor Top

A term referring to early refridgerators with an adjustable cooling motor that resided on the 'fridges top part. Far more efficient than today's shoddy fridges
You have to check out this monitor-top fridge I found in my attic!
Monitor Top by captain wiggly January 24, 2004
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pillow top six-pack 

A set of abdominal muscles, well-developed but hidden by a layer of fat 3/8 to 1/2 inch thick, just enough to hide the six-pack. May progress into Dunlap Disease, depending on eating habits and level of physical activity of the owner.
Hey Joe, if you're gonna compete in that bodybuilding contest, ya gotta lose the pillow top six-pack!

Muff Top 

-When someones pubic hair peers over their belt line revealing itself.

-One's crotch area well over due for a trimming. So much as that it cannot stay contained within their pants.
Did you see the Muff Top on that bitch, it looked like she shoved a kitten in her pants.

(Guy1 meets woman in bar)Guy1's friend says, "Stay away from her brah or you'll be hackin through the amazon later. Her bush is so out of control, I could see her muff top from across the room."
Muff Top by Slick Toxin January 20, 2012

The Top Gear Effect 

The theory that excessive watching of the car programme "top gear" by middle aged men can descend into the urge to attend decadent, homoerotic gatherings at car show rooms where men perform sexual role plays based on the relationship of the three presenters and fuck the exhausts of expensive cars.
The Top Gear Effect: "Have been binge watching Top Gear repeats on Dave recently and I keep having this really disturbing dream where I'm out riding horses in the desert dressed as a cowboy with Jeremy Clarkson and then when we pitch a tent. for a night... well I don't want to repeat that part of the dream."

detroit top hat 

To defecate upon the hair or scalp upon another willing or unwilling participant.
I thought being tied up would be fun, but then she gave me a Detroit top hat! It got in my eyes!
detroit top hat by Jcock52 August 15, 2016
Getting a bad blowjob; undesirable oral sex from a woman
Brandon did not want to be in a relationship with McKenna because she gave bad top.
bad top by DangerMouse52 July 11, 2016