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la crack 

Another name for La Croix mineral water, a very addicting substance.
Dude, I gotta lay of the la crack. I went through a whole case yesterday.
la crack by applebananaorange November 5, 2015

Yaki-Crack 

A large ground crack that has developed on the eastern ridge of Union Gap in Yakima, Washington. It is a source of constant news and social media hysteria, because it threatens a massive landslide that could bury Interstate-82 and dam the Yakima River.
"Hey, have you checked out the latest drone footage of the Yaki-Crack? That sucker could give way any minute!"
Yaki-Crack by Preacher-Man January 3, 2018

canyon crack 

WHEN SOMEONES ASS CHEEKS ARE SO FAR APART THEIR ASS CRACK LOOKS LIKE A CANYON...
BITCCHHHH DID YOU SEE HER CANYON CRACK

cruise 'n crack 

When you buy a 30 pack of beer (must be an underage purchase) and then proceed to drive around town drinking in the car with your friends causing all sorts of destruction and mayhem. Can also include being parked on a stranger's property whilst you drink.
"Shit, we have nowhere to drink tonight and I want to cause chaos"..."Well then, let's do a cruise 'n crack.
cruise 'n crack by Scrillo August 4, 2011

pitbull on crack 

A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"

Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
pitbull on crack by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

blackjack in the crack

A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.

A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)

Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.

Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?

Man 2: Oh fuck off.