Preacher-Man's definitions

Yaki-Crack

A large ground crack that has developed on the eastern ridge of Union Gap in Yakima, Washington. It is a source of constant news and social media hysteria, because it threatens a massive landslide that could bury Interstate-82 and dam the Yakima River.

"Hey, have you checked out the latest drone footage of the Yaki-Crack? That sucker could give way any minute!"

by Preacher-Man January 3, 2018

Baby-dropper price

A price so good, mama drops the baby in shock.

"$.99 A pound for cherries?! That's a baby-dropper price!"

by Preacher-Man May 20, 2017

COVID-crafty

Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.

I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.

by Preacher-Man April 3, 2020

Salt the kitty

Encourage tips or other monetary contributions by being the first to do it.

For example, "salt the kitty" by dropping a buck into an empty tip jar with the intent of getting others to follow suit.

by Preacher-Man November 8, 2013

Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.

Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!

by Preacher-Man January 1, 2021

Twitter-fit

Pitching a fit on Twitter.

The President pitched another Twitter-fit this morning.

by Preacher-Man December 21, 2018