Disco Water

Water with MDMA mixed in.

"I downed some disco water with half a gram in it like 10 minutes ago and I'm coming up!"

by ollieph February 2, 2014

Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

by J Malik January 30, 2006

russian water

STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.

I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water.

by I'm drunk right now August 26, 2005

Ed Hardy Water

Ed Hardy Water is a "premium" water company that uses regular water to fill their ridiculously designed water bottles. They advertise the water as "structured water."

"Oh, excuse me. You caught me putting vasoline on my lips to keep them very kissable. Give me one second while I take a sip of my Ed Hardy water, which contains hexangle molecules of gold and platinum."

by xicetraex January 30, 2010

college water

Typically Vodka. Can also be used to describe other hard alchohol.

I was taking shots of college water with my cereal this morning when i realized, i may have a drinking problem.

by B-mizzz October 29, 2009

bitch water

So you're sitting in a movie theater and you're drunk and go to take a drink of you coke after eating the tasty popcorn, and it turns out to be some watered down bullshit pop.

This is bitch water.

by smhhhhhhhh October 14, 2011

Low water pressure

A polite way of saying someone is experiencing similar side effects of taking steroids. Including but not limited to: low sex drive, shrunken testicles, body acne, unnecessary aggressive behavior and extreme mood swings.

Example: You know what they say about low water pressure right?

by Mermaidgirl October 22, 2015