To Pull A Mike 

While Dating Some One, Pine Over Some One Else

Bob "Pulled a Mike" as he watched the waitress serve his and his girlfriend's table.

To Pull A Mike by Brandon December 14, 2004

prison man mike 

Ahh “prison man mike” -when some refers to you as this phrase it means you are going away for a long time, so far and long that you end wearing the shinnyest shackles know to man, also another term used for armadillo or tractor

Man- “is prison man mike getting on”
Man #2- “ I don’t think he’s getting on for a while”
Man- “ for how long”
Man#2 “so far”

prison man mike by Kavsiwvdyejekwos August 3, 2021

Icey Mike 

Using a frozen turd as a dildo. Sometimes a condom is used to form the feces into the desired shape, but this is optional, and dependant on the firmness and consistency of the stool sample.

My last girlfriend was a prude. She dumped me after I went to the freezer and showed her the Icey Mike I had planned for her...I mean us.

Icey Mike by UncleShags September 5, 2008

dirty mike

slang term for a sex act in which a man eats out a girl's anus but will not penetrate her with his penis

Some girls like a dirty mike, whether or not they actually take a dick up there.

dirty mike by ragztoriches August 20, 2009

muddy mike 

V. The swipping of ones ass to accumulate cake batter on the forefinger, then performing a quick stroke over an unsuspecting victims upper lip (just beneath the nose). Also known as a Dirty Sanchez.

I counteracted his Spoony Sam with a quick Muddy Mike, leaving reminants of corn and nuts on his lip.

muddy mike by booboo June 18, 2004

Big Mike

Acts like a arrogant ma se poes. Cant vark teach to save his life. He is the definition of Down Syndrome. he takes shits out of his intestine sack.

Eg. Big Mike se ma se poes.

Big Mike by Big Mikes naai October 13, 2021

Saxo Hater Mike 

Nothing but a cunt that bums chaos

Cunt Saxo Hater Mike

Saxo Hater Mike by Jamie March 17, 2004