waving my dick in the wind 

Looking stupid or dumb.

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"

waving my dick in the wind by cockshitballs August 4, 2007

Dingle Dick 

When your pubic hairs are longer than your penis. It is a tragic problem to be stuck with!

I need to trim my DINGLE DICK!!

Dingle Dick by The Most Dingled Dick June 21, 2011

dick flick 

1. A guys movie (the opposite of chick flick)
2. A gay porn movie
3. Shaking your dick after urinating

1. The Dark Knight is a dick flick.
2. I caught my brother jacking off to a dick flick.
3. I saw him dick flick out the corner of my eye.

dick flick by Ric.Hard July 10, 2013

taco dick 

An uncircumcised penis because it resembles the figure of a rolled up taco.

Brent had a taco dick.

taco dick by hammercock August 1, 2009

Suck my dick, or cock 

An interjection used when angry or upset with something. Commonly used by Youtube Sensation "The Tourettes Guy."

The Tourettes Guy has neck pain. "Dammit! Piss! Suck my dick, or cock!

Suck my dick, or cock by Rdcatfish302 July 30, 2011

dick eye 

A look from a female to a male that expresses sexual interest.

The leggy blonde at the bar won't stop staring at Kevin. She's been giving him the dick eye all night long.

dick eye by Lord Fuelfire June 6, 2004

lipstick dick 

An uncircumcised cock. So named because the penis can be retracted back into the foreskin much like lipstick being retracted into the tube. Can also refer to a dick that has lipstick stain on it.

I read once that Elvis was ashamed of his lipstick dick.

lipstick dick by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011