Couchyitous

a disease-like undeniable urge to associate with Couchy, resulting from initial contact with him, most commonly found in or around texas.

that b won't stop callin, she must have the couchyitous.

by Couchy in Texas February 27, 2010

Couchtogether

When you and a few friends "get together" and generally reside on the couch the whole time. watching tv, eating delicious yet sinful snacks, bs-ing, and cuddling are a few of the activities that take place at a couchtogether

Dick: so whats goin on tonight?

Jane: im thinkin about hittin up a few ppl and havin a couchtogether, wanna come?

Dick: yeah sounds like a plan, i feel like just chillin anyway

by Foster grunt January 2, 2011

couchlete

couch plus athlete combined- when you do leg lifts and other easy exercises on the couch while watching TV

Let's stop being couchletes after we finish this show and go outside for some fresh air!

by Kriemel September 19, 2011

Couchified

The inability to leave a couch or chair for long periods of time due to watching a soap opera, movie, or sports.

The girl is couchified over All My Children…

The Patriots couchified everybody in the room.

by JamesClan May 1, 2012

Couchtische

A Couchtische is a french word which originated from a couch. It is defined as a couch with a fat man sitting ontop of it.

*Fat man sits on a couch*

The couchtische is already used, Joe!

by Horstipupsi July 29, 2012

Couchgaiting

Celebrating and consumption of food while sitting on one's couch prior to a telivised sporting event or show.

Guy 1: "Dude, you coming over before the game?" Guy 2: "Don't know yet." Guy 1: "Come on man, we have lots of beer and food for our couchgaiting" Guy 2:"Well, alright, i'm on my way."

by Mudslinger January 13, 2013

Couching

Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.

"ohhhhh damn, Mike be couching it AGAIN and it's killing my vibe."

by Strictly Handjobs January 23, 2016