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the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher
Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
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by the_adam_bomb30 February 01, 2017
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V. To be on the couch chilaxing. See: chilaxing
The very form of beign a couch potatoe
I was too busy couching to eat, so I died.
by WEENER February 17, 2005
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The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.
Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?!
by NickJonasForReal January 30, 2009
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Tying an old couch to the back of a truck in winter and sitting on it while it is pulled down a snowy road.
We had nothing else to do so Jeff proposed we go couching.
by Blaze7071 April 02, 2010
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The practice of doing no chores or work for an extended period of time while enjoying non stressful activities while reclined.
Judith - My back is killing me!
Mike - Why don't you do some Cou-ching until you get better.
by mikeltrumpet September 01, 2018
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