Couching

the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher

Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass

by the_adam_bomb30 February 01, 2017

Couching

A new form of dancing, consisting of enough guys sitting on a couch, making them very close to each other, while a girl is taken (or forced) to the couch and laid across the guys. The guys move up and down with the beat of the music in almost a "hump" like action. More than one girl can be couching if desired, or if the couch is large enough.

The ladies at the party loved couching with the guys.

by GTPaqman October 26, 2009

couch to couch

The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.

The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.

by Crackima Kate December 05, 2010

couched

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

by adamshane October 07, 2011

couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

couches are total ass magnets

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

couch

Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.

by studio d September 29, 2005

couch

A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.

Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.

by Imelda Czechs May 06, 2013