Patrick Star

Cmon how could you NOT know Patrick Star?
He's seriously spongebob's best friend dumbass
He pink
He's a star
He's lazy

He live under a rock

That's all you have to know about him.

Who lives in a pine-rock under the sea

Spo-Patrick Star!

Patrick Star by D w e e b May 27, 2021

facebook all-star 

A) someone who is always on facebook and joins every group their is and has over 1000 friends
B) someone who always talks about facebook or what they saw on facebook

I always see him on facebook he is a facebook all-star

facebook all-star by keegan ross February 19, 2010

Not the brightest star in the sky 

"Not the brightest star in the sky" means there not the smartest person.
Let's say you where in a class room and you failed a test, sombody might say well "there not the brightest star in the sky"

Did you hear that Kim failed her exams?
Well she's not the brightest star in the sky if I'm being honest.

Not the brightest star in the sky by Xo_Xo_Xo December 30, 2019

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. 

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. by EgoÏk April 23, 2014

brown star 

the mark left when one presses one's unclean anus against the skin of another.

She knew she'd had a bit too much to drink when she woke up with a brown star on her forehead and an empty box of Franzia at her feet.

brown star by EB August 18, 2003

porn star 

Someone who has sex on camera for money. More often than not it is a person who had a terrible childhood, probably consisting of drug ridden and/or abusive parent(s) or being the victim of numerous rapes. They use sex to fill the empty void in their life because they have no other way of gaining satisfaction. Some people like to argue its normal because sex is natural, but these people are morons who should be sterilized for the benefit of all humanity. They fail to understand what effect psychology has on human sexuality because, as stated in the previous sentence, they are complete idiots and should be sterilized against their will. Or killed. Preferably killed so people like me don't have to know they exist.

Porn stars like to pretend their life doesn't suck, but in reality they have incredibly low self esteem and are mostly drug addicts. How fortunate for them we live in a completely idiotic society that thinks their behavior is normal.

porn star by happy misanthropist May 5, 2013

Jeffree Star 

God, Jesus. A religous figure to scene kids. The most beauiful person in the entire word. The art of makeup at its finest.

Omg! I love Jeffree Star's face. MY jesus!

Jeffree Star by DollxEyes April 17, 2006