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Monkey watch 

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.
I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!
Monkey watch by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021

Monkey nuts 

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them
I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts

Monkey Massage 

The act of picking foreign substances off of another's back, much like a monkey.
Hey man could you give me a monkey massage?

Monkey Parade 

A group of black people marching to fight for equality and their rights
There's so much traffic today! Must be because of that Monkey Parade.
Monkey Parade by currykillah June 17, 2021

Monkey Squad 

A bunch of wild kids who go around doxing and swatting streamers.
"did you hear monkey squad doxed that kid"
Monkey Squad by FortnitePill June 28, 2021

monkey wrench 

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina
bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick