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Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
by Steak Salad December 18, 2012
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HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

POOR IS A SIN.
Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
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Human on anthro

Human on anthropomorphic animal in the form of sexual intercourse or romance. Not to be confused with beastiality.
“Dude, I looked at your search history… what’s human on anthro?”

“Oh it’s just furry shit. Furries having sex with humans.”
by ObamaSus April 30, 2022
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Human

Human. we are all human.
Dave:hello human
Muko:i am a dog not a human.
by MoldyGHsBiggestFan August 28, 2023
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humans

dangerous creatures that can’t think before they say and do things
what are humans???

dumb fucks
by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021
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human lance

When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere
Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance
by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023
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Human

The deadliest creature on Earth other than Mosquitoes.
To err is to human, to arr is to pirate.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 7, 2022
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