fart muzzle 

Holding toilette paper over the anus in order to muzzle the sounds being produced.

When over a guests house that you do not want to let know your taking a smash. Or in a public restroom and you don't want to scare your neighbor you grab some TP and roll up a fart muzzle and stick it to your hole.

fart muzzle by bejamin billions April 12, 2010

Fart Sprinkle 

n. (pl. fart sprinkles) The particles of fecal matter that are expressed in a powerful release of flatulence.

My buddy Dave went to take a shit, but instead of shitting, he just needed to release his fart sprinkles.

Fart Sprinkle by nola123 March 25, 2011

fart-run

when you are running or jogging every other step you let out a nice fart, the louder the better, they can last up too about 10 steps sometimes more.

"Yo, Hunter i went to go run after that golf ball and I had an intense fart-run"

"NICE"

fart-run by louiee12 September 19, 2011

fart follicle 

Super tiny microscopic particles that excrete from your anus whenever you flatulate.

Today, my girlfriend farted on my penis and later on I found a fart follicle there.

fart follicle by Bearded genius September 4, 2016

fart weasel 

A pet name given to one's preteen step child

Hey fart weasel, it's time for supper!

fart weasel by Graygoose1111 November 29, 2016

Fart Taco 

The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:

-mild: oh, that's interesting

-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.

"I was sitting at the bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart taco"

"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"

Fart Taco by rasta shoes December 24, 2016

Fart And Dart

When you walk up to a crowd of people and fart, then run away afterwards to leave others to enjoy the fumes.

I pranked my brother by using the fart and dart method

Fart And Dart by Brainiac150 February 8, 2017