raping face

to do something amazingly; synonym for kicking-ass; just plain dominating; absolutely owning someone

we were definitely raping face at beer pong last night

by KG-of-319 September 27, 2010

face-pooping

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

car face

The phenomenon were a woman has a beautiful face when spotted in her automobile, but when she gets out a fat or otherwise unseemly body is attached. Also known as the exact opposite of butterface.

I thought a hot chick was making eyes at me on my vespa yesterday, but when she drug 200 pounds of cottage cheese out of her car at the gas station I saw she just had car face so I hauled ass out of there!!!

by Iheartdriscoll April 7, 2008

Facesitting

Where a woman sits on the face of another person (usually male) to either casual dominate, punish or be pleasured by said person (or a combination). Usually done with the woman either nude or in underwear only.

Has 2 Forms
-Forward; Woman sits facing away from the other persons body, with her anus above the persons mouth and her vagina over his(/her) nose.
-Reverse; Woman sits facing the other persons body, with her vagina over the persons mouth and her anus either pushed against or over his(/her) nose(good for farting).

My new girlfriend really loves facesitting me, every evening i have to spend an half an hour under her ass smelling her farts

by #@ March 26, 2007

Ass made for a face full of pillow

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.

Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

Facebook friend

A person who you have as a friend on Facebook, but who you have no contact with in the real world.

John and Mary are such Facebook friends, they barely know each other in person.

by Alexandrine G. June 3, 2011

slacker your face

A term used in place of 'slap your face', inspired by the trance track 'Your Face' by 'Slacker'.

I ought to slacker your face!

by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007