Mateo

Mateo is a very interesting species. He begs for attention, making himself the victim normaly with girls. You can laugh with him, but he is goofy af and dont know when the party has come to the end. He is very cool cause every weekend he ski or goes to tenerife. He can also be called Stuart, due to his coolness. He loves to drink voska with water and sleep at a park when he has a safe home to sleep.

AYYYYY MATEO DEJA LA BOTELLA! (Dicho por una chica)

by Blaackfuckingcock September 28, 2023

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maternal twins

when theyre twins but they have different dads

tom: yo cheryl had maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins

by pinkfag October 1, 2023

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Mateo • mate • material girl • MaTeRiAl GwOrL • Matej • Matea • Matei • Mateus • mater • mateusz

Mateusz kokot

Beautiful young man

Mateusz kokot damn he’s leng

by Amo3456 October 12, 2023

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Materialscientist

Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to slander users for no reason at all. Known to whitewash other wikinazis.

- I know Materialscientist - said no one.
- I trust Materialscientist - said no one.
- Materialscientist is cool - said no one.

by Barkingdog January 17, 2024

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mateoism

when Mateo gaslights someone else into thinking they are a bad person after he makes a mistake .

(the day after Mateo accidently stabbed someone )
guy 1: yeah I broke up with my bf the other da...
Mateo: you are homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-semitic and a terrible person
guy 1: what.

Mateo: im doing a mateoism

by mateoism January 19, 2024

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