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2 guys 1 horse 

Another internet gross-out video following in the steps of 2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls fingerpaint, and countless others. Video shows a naked guy bent over in front of a horse, which then jumps up and penetrates him, guided by another guy. Horse then starts thrusting aggressively while the guy moans loudly, ending with a LOT of horse jizz and screams from whoever is currently watching the video. The guy apparantly died later on, hardly surprising since the horse's dick was the size of his arm.
"Dude, did you see 2 guys 1 horse last night?"
"OMG, scared the shit out of me! Why would anyone do that?"
2 guys 1 horse by Jack P Thomas March 31, 2008
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2 girls 1 cup 

A medically common visual emetic, used to empty the gastrointestinal tract of various foodstuffs. May cause several hours of nausea afterward as a side effect.
Doc: hmmm, the syrup of ipecac failed to work, im going to prescribe a far stronger emetic, please watch 2 girls 1 cup
2 girls 1 cup by Young Reezie December 11, 2009

January 1 

Today is the day where you make new year’s resolutions that you will never complete and drop all of your old thots day.
Him: Why don’t you talk to me?

Me: it’s January 1 sorry dude
January 1 by aNoNaThOt October 19, 2019
*Recieving Plus +1 Free "TWOFORONE"

*Dual Personality Inhabiting Catalyst (think 'bout it...)

*The 6.5ft Behemoth of J.W.E. (jokers wild entertainment)

*Slaughterer of Horror-Core/HipHop, 241 has been butchering the ears and pupils of listeners around the midwest since Germs were Contageous.

*Like a Zombie Devouring the wasted brains of the rap game, IIIVI plagues the streets with a Sinister, Captivating, Morbid, afflicting sense of style that led him to become co-CEO of J.W.E.
"2-4-1 killed that performance & then reanimated it!"
2-4-1 by OrganDonorLoL November 28, 2011

the old 1-2 switcheroo

In driving: The act of activating a turn signal, but turning the opposite direction of said turn signal to throw-off pursuers.
Perry: "Use the old 1-2 switcheroo!"
Heidi: "What the fuck is the 1-2 switcheroo?"

No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet 

Any Fort Collins restaurant causing intense stomach and intestinal distress brought on by over-eating and usually accompanied by hiccoughs, a long walk home, a loss of $12, and followed by diarrhea and vomiting.
It smells like No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet in the bathroom, I almost got the hiccoughs just being in there.
No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet by W.vs.I November 29, 2009
12 jurors+1 judge+1/2 a chance= 13 1/2
That murderer is 13 1/2
13 1/2 by EazyE March 27, 2004