cranezy

When a crane at a construction site is so incredible and/or tall that it blows your mind.

You: "Wow! I can't even see where that crane ends and the sky begins!"
Me: "Cranezy!"

by CraneTank August 25, 2011

crankstibate

To get your penis hard on meth.

I need to crankstibate sooo bad

by destinypaige November 5, 2011

Crank

When a male relieves himselfin the lavatory with some double pleasure on the potty.... ie. A Crap! A Poop! A Number 2!! & A Wank! A Toss! or A Pull! These will be timed to occur simultaneously to pleasure him in the loo. Yikes

Bloke get's up at smoko on building site and announces "I am off for a crank!" Has a pull and a poo for fun!! (yeah kids, im a little grossed out too)

by Missy Flutter January 10, 2012

Cranialcoitusphobia

The fear of having sex with a brain.

1:"Dude did you just fuck that brain?"
2:"Yeah, We're zombies, after all!"
1:"EW THAT'S GROSS!"
2:"Dude, you have cranialcoitusphobia"

by BITCHFINGERS July 22, 2012

Crandle

One of the most loved people around. Filled with fun and always can make someone smile, no matter what goes wrong. Partying is where their life is lived and where everyone loves to see this person.

Dude you are such a Crandle, its rediculous!

or

Girls: I hope there are some crandles at this party tonight!

by Brentel43 November 28, 2012

cranial fucking

The act of having sex inside someones nose, ear, mouth or even eye

I hate when bobby starts cranial fucking me

by batman_is_us_ALL May 14, 2012

craniumbate

the act of mentally masturbating or mentally engaging in coitus.

also referenced as: mind-porking, brain-loving, thought-boinking, headbanging, or ponder-spunking.

Did you hear that new song by That Band You Like?

Oh shit yeah! Excuse me while i craniumbate.

by roflsaurusOVILLE June 6, 2012