Cat Boner 

A cat boner is a cat boner.

The term "Cat Boner" can be used in any situation.

It is neither a noun, verb, adjective, preposition, etc.
It is it's own type of word that can be used at any time.

However Cat Boner is usually directed towards a fuckwad

Teacher- "Danny did you turn in your project."
Danny- "No"
Teacher- "I guess I'm going to have to rape you"
Danny- "Oh CAT BONER"



"Your mother has a voluptuous cat boner"



Boss- "The American stock report shows that we will lose 30% income during this fiscal year."
Worker-"I feel as though we can really turn this company around with a new CAT BONER"
2nd Worker- "True a new image would most likely CAT BONER, however we have little time and CAT BONER to fund the project"
Boss- "Stop all of this CAT BONER we must think proactively"
Worker- "CAT BONER CAT BONER CAT BONER the complexities of business ethics is something that we must not waste time disputing over... CAT BONER"

Cat Boner by Lucaaaaaaaasssssssssssss March 18, 2009

Cat's pants 

Of no use to anyone. Cats, after all, do not wear pants.

"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"No, it was cat's pants!"

Cat's pants by Mousetower July 25, 2006

Cat Flap 

The anus, especially in reference to anal sex.

Origin: picture the female perineum in the missionary position, and note the orientation of the vulva relative to the anus. Observce the similarities with the typical orientation of the front door and the cat flap in a house.

Other parallels regarding size and ease of human access further strengthen this metaphor.

"I've got the painters in this week, but you can go in through the cat flap if you like"

Cat Flap by EugeneUK September 28, 2008

Cat Lady 

A lady who is obsessed with her cat. You will usually find a cat lady posting pictures of her cat to Catastic, which is like Instagram for cats. This lady also usually tells people things about her cat that nobody really cares about. A cat lady does not have to be necessarily old, you can find a cat lady of any age.

Did you see that Cat Lady Anna Cathryn! She posts pictures of her cat to Catastic!

Omg! Did you see Viktoria's cat on Catastic, she's so cute!

Cat Lady by The Smart Chick July 16, 2015

cat bomb 

Recipe:

1 restrained cat
1 propane tank
a length of tubing
cannon fuse
stapler

First, have a friend hold the cat in place. Run the tubing and the fuse side by side up the cat's ass. Attach opposite end of tubing to propane tank and fill cat to a plump fatness, but not too fat to run. Remove tubing from cat's ass while holding fuse in place. Staple cat's ass shut, light the fuse and kick the cat near a highly populated place, like inside a walmart.

You get 15-30 seconds of wild sprinting cat then all of a sudden....

BOOM!!! and a spray of red mist and fried cat guts! Thus creating the "cat bomb"

cat bomb by Serial Killer Art July 13, 2010

cat faggot 

A person who enjoys intercourse with cats of the same sex.

John is a real cat faggot, I caught using his catbox yesterday.

cat faggot by Bunger March 22, 2005

Cat Scratch 

A tie in tic tac toe is called a Cat scratch

*a tie just happened* Joe: "man cat scratch again"

Cat Scratch by Big al 4872 February 23, 2011