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You know your from Whippany when...
1. The only sub you wanted was Mr. Mitaliano
2.Or Mrs. Vitale
3. QC was poppin' after school (but only on halfdays and fridays)
4. Mennen is THE place to start clique drama (and make DJ Earl give B-day shoutouts every ten seconds)
5. Whenever there are police sirens you will hear at least 10 people go "Ooooooo someones speeding!"
6. Football, soccer, and hockey games are where its at
7. You hate Morristown kids
8 Actually anyone from Morristown
9. That computer teacher and that Music teacher are dating
10. Bee Meadow is shit, Salem is lit, and Mountveiw is shady as fuck
11. Brickyard is the shit
12. Going to the back lakes at night makes you a fucking savage
13. Your gym teacher is a fucking sociopath (cough mcpeek cough)
14. You have/had a teacher that is under the age of 26
15. You felt the BERK in the 2016 MJS election
16. Every boy thinks they're black even though the town is legit 98% white
17. Fucking everyone is a secret millionaire
18. When the fuck is that mini mall gonna be done?????
19. Does anyone really go to Molly Malone?
20. Planet Swirl is the place (to eat the pizza you got at Lombardis to piss off Vin)
21. The fire works
22. When you can't go to Vets for the fire works you go to Pine Plaza
23. The ongoing war of the 2018 class of MJS girls V.S. the dresscode
24. Mrs. Sackerman's extra cred game is actually life
25. Chromebooks
Whippany, AKA The Whip, is fuckin lit
Whippany by DatBoiiiiiiiiiiiî November 13, 2016
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Pussy-whipped 

Willingly under the control of a female.
Steve Massinello chose to go to Florida with his fiance rather than play in the big game because he is pussy-whipped
Pussy-whipped by MG September 27, 2004

pussy whipped 

Rob/ when a boy is given the pleasure of having some of his girlfriend/wife's pussy and accordingly appreciate her letting him have it that he does whatever she asks and lives to make her happy and never even fantasizes about another woman much less flirts or has another woman
Rob is so pussywhipped by Kristi and damn proud of it. She's such a happy and satisfied woman.
pussy whipped by Rob September 18, 2003
The act of knocking someone down by running at high speed and going shoulder first into someones lower legs. Usually the victim is struck from behind near the knees. Whipping his legs out from under him. Messing up his world.
This fuckbag mouthed off to me in the bar and then turned his back, so I whipsawed his janky ass.
Whipsaw by South Side Hitman October 7, 2008
A town in Morris County, New Jersey. The two main elementary schools are Bee Meadow and Salem Drive. The Middle School is Memorial Junior School. The highschool is Whippany Park High School. Whippany is a great town to live in. Everyone is friendly. Most people are secret millionaires. Many people are very modest. Instead of being like a person in Chatham driving a porsche, you would see a person from Whippany with the same amount of money driving a Toyota. No one cares about how rich you are. Everyone is rich besides the small amount of minorities. Many minorities however, are moving in making the town seem poor.
Guy 1: "Dude his house is huge, but he drives a Honda?" Guy 2: "Yeh, he is really rich, but hes from Whippany"
Whippany by d stain June 21, 2011
Being controlled by your dog faced, back stabbing, controlling, ignorant girlfriend to a point where you lose sight of your true friends and cater to your girlfriends every need. Your free time is spent with her and her only, your true friends hate you and hate her even more. It gets to a point where it is out of control and beyond repairing. When you break up you will not have a single friend... just like your brother. Congrats buddy on being the biggest bitch I've ever known.
Wow, Chris is so whipped that he hasn't called his best friends in almost a year.
Dam Chris is so whipped his friends actually hate him, and no one actually likes his girlfriend, but its ok because we are going to college and never have to see either of them again.
whipped by Anonamousoumanona July 28, 2006