Lady Time

Lady Time is a polite way to say a woman is on her menstrual cycle or on her period.

I went to slide off her panties when she told me she was on her Lady Time so we did not have sex last night.

by jizmaster3000 May 27, 2014

a time

Having a time means you had a good time. Basically people got too lazy and dropped the good.

1. "Last night was a time."
2. "I had a time with you yesterday."
3. "Let's get drunk and have a time!"

by Bizsanford January 26, 2010

time

God's trick of keeping everything from going to hell all at once.

He wanted to prolong my disgust like a decrepid ugly old fuck on Viagra- so he said, "Let there be time", and he saw that it was good...

by Scrabbleddie August 6, 2007

stiffie time

'Stiffie time' is slang for masterbation, but can also mean: time for a root, when something is really hard, or if your fucked up on valium and beer. This word is from the stiffie family.

What time is it?! STIFFIE TIME!
"Dude that bitch just took $250! No stiffie time tonight.
Why is it always stiffie time before I wake up?
I'm so bored right now, think I'll watch some jenna jameson movies and have a stiffie time.

by StiffieSteve September 6, 2005

Raptor Time

anytime in which velociraptors are effing awesome. (It is rarely not raptor time)

When one says it is raptor time, he/she follows by making a velociraptor call.

Man 1: Excuse me, what time is it?
Man 2: I believe it's about 4 O'clock.
Man 1: Oh my watch says it's Raptor Time.
Man 2: ---
Man 1: MMMNNNRRRYYYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

by Spicy Charles October 18, 2010

Hamburger Time

The Way That The Characters From Metalocalypse Sugar-Coat The Term 'Dying!'

"You're Closer To 'Hamburger Time' If You Don't See A Doctor!"

by -SQUASH- November 26, 2009

time

An imaginary term created by the rich and powerful to limit your activity.

Bill Gates doesn't need time.

by Detranova July 29, 2003