Timed-Fap 

Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.

I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!

Timed-Fap by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011

time to fap 

1. Designated period of time in which a male masturbates freely.
2. A term used when somebody sees a sexy picture.

Guy1: Look at this sexy pic dude!

Guy2: Time to fap...

time to fap by DjDayTroll April 27, 2014

fap-time 

A special time (scheduled or non-scheduled) in a person's day/week where they celebrate by pleasuring themselves, normally in front of a PC.

1. I can't believe Stacy Henry just kissed and pushed-up against me! When I get home, it's FAP-TIME!

2. I need to hurry up with my research, Mike is coming home soon, and saving all of this info is seriously cutting-in on my fap-time.

3. Janice, when you're done with your fap-time, could you wipe off the chair in the computer room? The last fap-time you had made the chair look like a bird-bath.

fap-time by pixelsword May 30, 2008

time fapsule

When one places their favorite and most cherished pornographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and masturbates to it again.

"Dude do you remember that time fapsule I made in 8th grade?"
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."

time fapsule by Saltslinger August 12, 2016

Time fapping 

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.

-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".

Time fapping by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025

Fappy Time 

The state of mind one finds him/herself in when the time is right to fap (a perverted version of happy time)

Dude, I just finished watching Game of Thrones, and I'm home alone, not it's fappy time.

Fappy Time by Gingerbeardman December 16, 2014

happy fappy fun time 

The instance in which you masturbate and are laughing uncontrollably. Usually involving up to 10-15 people male or female.

Last Friday was a straight up Happy Fappy Fun Time

happy fappy fun time by mrbigpapa123456 March 25, 2016