When one mixes a large quantity of different types of Tequila and it results in an intense chemical reaction that eventually and inevitably makes the recipient vomit and shit aggressively like nothing they have experienced before.
The chemical reaction takes precisely one hour to occur and affect the recipient. No sooner and no later.
The chemical reaction takes precisely one hour to occur and affect the recipient. No sooner and no later.
Liam - "Don't drink those desperados mate. You've just had some cherry flavoured Tequila shots."
Adam - "Nah I'm sound me yeno"
1 hour later (on the dot)
Adam - "Arr shit lad I've gotta bail and get the 472 bus home. My stomach isn't feeling too good"
Liam - "Leg it lad! The Timed Tequila Nuclear Explosion (TTNE) is happening now!"
Adam then projectile vomits and shits shortly thereafter.
Adam - "Nah I'm sound me yeno"
1 hour later (on the dot)
Adam - "Arr shit lad I've gotta bail and get the 472 bus home. My stomach isn't feeling too good"
Liam - "Leg it lad! The Timed Tequila Nuclear Explosion (TTNE) is happening now!"
Adam then projectile vomits and shits shortly thereafter.
by LKilby August 31, 2017