putokeo
putokeo by Haley HoHo April 19, 2009
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Putting on my joker face
motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker
woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?
man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face
man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face
Putting on my joker face by countmonster May 17, 2009
Putinproved
Guy1: We know the FSB hacked the elections.
Guy2: How do we know that?
Guy1: The Kremlin denied it just the other day.
Guy2: Yup. Putinproved.
Guy2: How do we know that?
Guy1: The Kremlin denied it just the other day.
Guy2: Yup. Putinproved.
Putinproved by Jamminjeremy February 10, 2017
word putty
1. Verbal filler.
2. A word or phrase without meaning used to indicate that the end of the sentence has not yet been reached.
3. Evidence someone is talking faster than they are thinking.
2. A word or phrase without meaning used to indicate that the end of the sentence has not yet been reached.
3. Evidence someone is talking faster than they are thinking.
"So um, in terms of the, like, household chores, as you know, it's about, well, fully your turn, I think, as they say, to, ah, wash the dishes, so to speak. Know what I mean?"
"Cut the word putty and tell me what you want!"
Expert analysis later revealed more than half the professors lecture was word putty.
"Her rant was fully random - all word putty, but no window!"
"Cut the word putty and tell me what you want!"
Expert analysis later revealed more than half the professors lecture was word putty.
"Her rant was fully random - all word putty, but no window!"
word putty by gillfish February 22, 2009
Frozen Putin
Frozen Putin by Izzy & Sabrina October 28, 2019
Damn tootin Vladmir Putin
Person 1 - "Do you think that Deadpool is the best movie of 2016?"
Person 2 - "Damn Tootin Vladmir Putin"
Person 2 - "Damn Tootin Vladmir Putin"
Damn tootin Vladmir Putin by Nickster27 July 9, 2016
Pulled a Putin
To attempt something and totally fuck up, resulting in unanticipated, negative outcomes wildly beyond the immediate blast radius.
To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.
To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.
Uncle Vlad pulled a Putin by thinking he’d easily seize Ukraine, leading to the complete collapse of his country’s economy, the death of thousands of Russian soldiers, increased NATO spending, and the loss of his honorary Judo belt.
Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.
Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.
Pulled a Putin by Chad Zelenskyy March 2, 2022