A penis enlargement pump with a special rubberized grip on the tube to aid those with small hands in effectively operating said pump.
VP: is that an executive order in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
DT: the latter, darling. Pass me my Trump pump and you'll see what I mean.
DT: the latter, darling. Pass me my Trump pump and you'll see what I mean.
by Jamminjeremy February 15, 2017
Guy1: We know the FSB hacked the elections.
Guy2: How do we know that?
Guy1: The Kremlin denied it just the other day.
Guy2: Yup. Putinproved.
Guy2: How do we know that?
Guy1: The Kremlin denied it just the other day.
Guy2: Yup. Putinproved.
by Jamminjeremy February 10, 2017