JunkShak

Cum stains in your pants

'Matts mum was suprised whil cleaning to see his sons JunkShak, she was not a happy bunny'

by bumflufflegend August 20, 2011

Junket Trumpet

Yet another name for an erect penis

My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet

by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011

junkyard personality

When a person's opinions, behavior, and other personality traits are taken from other people, as well as what that person observes in the media, in place of speaking and acting for one's self.

"Does James think he's the only one who watches the news or action movies? He sounds like John McClain trying to mimic John McCain. He has such a junkyard personality!"

by tyankou October 9, 2011

Junkfully

eating nothing but junk food

We have been eating junkfully while on vacation

by tex465 December 18, 2012

junky joejoe

Chris is a fucking junky joejoe, one who sells drugs in the homes of others and steals their very souls with his nonsensical rants of how good his shit is

Chris who is your daddy and what does he do?
MY daddy name JohnJoe and he collects social welfare
Man your such a "Junky Joejoe"

by little dark one December 17, 2013

Junkie charm

A certain level of charisma that is exhibited while in the thralls of substance addiction. Often brought on by a complete lack of fucks to give.
Can sometimes be in conjunction with being a ''Hot mess'.

Prima: How the fuck does joe do it, I mean look at him, he looks like a scarecrow made out beef jerky?

Secunda: Look, Joe might've been banging meth for a solid two years, but he's got that certain ''junkie charm'' that, for some reason, the chicks are into, I guess.

by Velocian88 January 31, 2014

junkie fuck

Usually reffered to as the reeking jakey cunts downtown. Can be found most comonly in Scotland. They'll steal your fucking carrots.

I met some junkie fucks down the town the other day, tried to eat my fucking carrots, the bastards.

by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland July 7, 2014