Christian

A guy that is between 5'8 and 5'11 feet tall. usually born in the month of october.. has many siblings. has brown shaggy hair. a dashing smile. plays guitar. thinks he's in a band. of cuban decent. and smells like poo

man you smell like a "Christian"
wow he's a real "Christian"

Christian by bill159 November 28, 2010

Christian Lesbian 

A girl which does not like cock for her entire life up until her marriage.

Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend just won't put out for me.
Guy 2: That's because she's a christian lesbian.

Christian Lesbian by dbrutal March 23, 2010

Christian Hood Rat

Ladies that dress like, but for Jesus.

That Pastor's daughter looks like a christian hood rat.

Christian Hood Rat by Bob Knox July 11, 2010

Christiana 

Christiana is a girl that talks extremely fast and likes guys named Dominic. If you see her get some tape and cover her mouth, make sure you tape it good

Me: Sees Christiana, im bout to go get some tape

Christiana: why?

Christiana by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021

Christian Lamb 

A Gay 18 year old Virgin that plays Pokemon and has glasses that is poor and a retard to, hes 18 and in the 10th grade.

Dude have you seen that Faggot Christian Lamb?
Yeah, that kid is a fucking creep

Christian Lamb by Anonymous78789 March 20, 2012

Christian

Dude with a tiny ass dick. Likes shoving tubes up his ass to butt chug Dr.Pepper. He likes to listen to Thrift Shop whilst smelling the gooch of another man.

Damn, Christian, you sure can butt chug a lot of Dr.Pepper! How about we put of some Thrift Shop and I'll spread my legs so you can take a whiff of my dirty gooch!

Christian by GoochBoy February 28, 2014

Christian

A boy that is usually tall, and hates relationships. He usually barely gets by in school because he asks nerdy boys to do his homework. He`s not the cutest guy but since he`s so tall no one really sees his face and his very good looking back and band-tee sense of style gets usually very short girls to like him. He falls for them, but then stops talking to them and begins to be extremely boring. He absolutely loves the sport soccer, and even though most soccer players have amazing butts, a boy named Christian usually has ABSOLUTELY NO BUTT and is obsessed with the Honduran team, even though they totally suck.

Woah! That tall dude Christian looks lonely.
Yeah, I know right? Too bad he dumped that short chick. They looked cute together!

Christian by yourfuckingnightmare2014 July 3, 2011