Tusky Valley Traffic Jam

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.

That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.

by 011000110 July 18, 2022

Tickle jam

When a female excretes a sticky jam like substance from her lady lips when you tickle around the inside of her flaps

I stroked her lady lips until she gushed tickle jam

by Ham wedge July 24, 2022

Jimmy Jams

1. The kind of music only the coolest of cats listen to.
2. Jam that a modded Minecraft villager can sell you or you can buy from him.

Carl: “Aw, dude, these are my Jimmy jams!”
Mark: “For the first time, I actually agree, this is some good music.”
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Mark: “I found this weird villager wearing pink in this modpack, he’s selling Jimmy jams!”
Carl: “Just kill him and take them-“
Mark: “No!”

by UltraShadowMutant June 7, 2022

JAMS

Just Ate Must Sleep—getting sleepy after a meal

Lunch was so good! Gonna take a jams nap
The jams are hitting me so hard

by anonymous June 18, 2022

Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.

“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*

by caznamorac June 25, 2022

Jam Plebberton

a young homosexual prison fiend. known for his crimes against pots of jam & yo hi hoe fraud. commonly known for smashing everything in sight including Marilyn Mansons voluptuous booty.

Damn Boi that Jam Plebberton is a right poo poo head

by thatveganhoe July 4, 2022

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022