slop-sided grin

Sloppy mouth after person takes a loud in their mouth but doesn't swallow yet.

I looked down after i finished and looked at her slop-sided grin.

by WetKittywithfish July 20, 2023

2am coffee grind

when you don't study for shit and the consequences of your actions finally catch up w/ you. the exam's tomorrow (...now today) and you don't know what the f is going on except that you're utterly f'd. there's no one else awake except you and your haunting conscience. so study. so suffer. there's nothing else you can do.

My (sane) friend: yo why do you look so tired it's only 9am
Me: I was on the 2am coffee grind, Starbucks cold brew FTW

by ao3+starbucks addict January 5, 2024

2am coffee grind

when it's 2am and realize you've done absolutely nothing all day so you gotta grind fr starting now. bonus points if major test the next day and you don't know shit. chug coffee, pray to a god, hate yourself, and turn Youtube OFF

concerned, sane friend: hey, why do you look so tired?
2am coffee grinder: I was on that 2am coffee grind last night.

by ao3+starbucks addict January 10, 2024

Slinchin’ a Grinch

Taking a shit. The frayed tapering turd end looks the top of Grinch’s head. Typically an effortless slide out. Hence the “slinchin’” not pinchin’.

Man that combo late got me ready for slinchin’ a grinch!

by FonzFTW August 13, 2024

Ripping A Grinch

Ripping a long, deep, stinky fart.

Jemma walked into the mall bathroom, disgust flooding her face. "It smells like somebody is Ripping A Grinch in here!"

by The Grinch Ripper January 16, 2026

The Giffnock Grape Grinder

When a male takes their balls and another male grinds them up until it becomes a liquid form and then chugs it, But if they don’t finish it in one sip then they have to get their balls and have them dried into raisins.

The giffnock grape grinder, Dude thats gnaaarrrllyy

by lolpoppyclipper February 9, 2026

Valentine’s Grinch

A Valentine’s Grinch is someone, almost exclusively single and often for a very long time, who hates Valentine’s Day and spends the entire day shitting on it.

Mwahahaha, it’s raining on Valentine’s Day! Look at how miserable all these couples are!

I am the biggest Valentine’s Grinch of them all. I hate Valentine’s Day so much.

by Shepherd Guy February 17, 2026