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cat penis 

an unbelievably small penis, used as an insult to other friends.
Dave: yo i was messing around with your girl last night
Bill: yes, she told me she enjoyed that cat penis of yours.
Dave: WTF
(People across from dave and bill):snicker LOL!
cat penis by bobLOL January 3, 2009
Related Words
Cats Catherine catfish cathy Catalina cate catch-22 catboy catholic catty

Cat Town 

Short for Catalina AZ, a place where most of the southern Arizona red necks live. The people here are extremely crazy and do not abide by regular laws. You either have to be a red neck or Mexican to live in this area. Although Cat Town is in extreme poverty, it is home to the best k-8 school in the country, Coronado (home of the cougars)
Im goin up to Cat Town to buy some meth.

Did you hear about the drive by in Cat Town?
Cat Town by lubdub October 4, 2010
The uncomfortable feeling associated with a sweaty, uncomfortable, and puckered asshole. Originated from the idea of how a cat's ass looks and might feel.
Today after the gym I had horrible cat ass.
Cat Ass by Ashley Ricker February 9, 2008

Cat Lady 

Cat ladies are very smexy. They ooze sex appeal and many men find them attractive.
Damn, that Cat lady is looking goooood.
Cat Lady by SmexyCatLady March 22, 2010

cat food 

Semen. Substance consumed by pussies. High in protein with that salty "from the ocean" flavour.
That chick's cat was hungry for my cat food.
cat food by Stçggs September 25, 2006
Aconym for Consuming Alcohol Today. A day when you're on it, regardless of the amount involved. Opposite of DOG day.
Q. Are you up for a beer?
A. My oath I am. Today is a cat day.
CAT day by Ratbag Itinerant September 14, 2009