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brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.
Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!
by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023
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Nuts-To-Teeth

To make use out of something otherwise useless.
Billy had a genius Nuts-To-Teeth moment by making a splint out of wooden planks and paracord.
by _trey_aka_becky_ February 5, 2023
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complete deparcher from the truth

Totally made-up bu**s**t regarding a shooter of arrows.
There is much debate as to whether Robin Hood even existed; the story could actually be a complete deparcher from the truth.
by QuacksO February 14, 2023
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buttering your teeth

A gay sex act where one male ejaculates into the other’s mouth, thus buttering his teeth with nut butter.
Chrishem wipe your mouth, you look like Colin was buttering your teeth again
by MisterTalia May 26, 2023
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further from the truth

“She said she was a 10

“ Couldn’t be further from the truth, bro “
by m_s_p July 3, 2023
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yan tan tether

yan, tan, tether are the first three numbers in an old English sheep counting system
"yan tan tether... wait- where have the rest of my sheep gone?!"
by Bob Smouth September 4, 2023
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Nexus of Truth

The central area of a male - specifically one who enjoys sport. And more specifically, one who enjoys cricket.
'He's all irritable because he's made his Nexus of Truth sore'.
by anonymous July 18, 2024
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