Jacking the Wheel

When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.

They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.

Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"

Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"

by TBoarder August 26, 2013

Google take the wheel

When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".

My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "

by stone definition August 5, 2014

french ferris wheel

The act of tying someone to a spinning wheel and taking out your erect penis, so the person's face will be repeatedly dick-slapped with each spin.

"How'd Kate get that black eye?"
"I gave her a french ferris wheel."

by melondeezy October 13, 2014

Stephen hawking's wheelchair

A weird plant pot in your primary school that looks like a wheelchair. You sat on it on the last day of primary school. It was named Stephen hawking's wheelchair and a great experience for people who wanted to pretend they were Stephen hawking.

Stephen hawking's wheelchair is a sacred place.

by Steffochan15 March 7, 2020

weewee

A penis that is under 4 inches in length when hard. Anything over 4 inches can be refered to as dick, cock, ect.

"Hahahaha, she said that max had a weewee"

"I need a cock pump for my weewee"

by j-john July 27, 2006

Whee

Whee is a term used when going down a slide; The CORRECT version of 'wee' or 'weee!'

*goes down a slide* WHEE! Well that was fun.

by Harmony-wa November 5, 2009

weewee

1. to pee
2. a small penis

1. i have to go weewee
2. my baby has a weewee

by lololowtfhihahavvv December 14, 2004