Weiner

the funniest word in the world.... for now

weiner weiner weiner wiener weiner hahahaha

by panties August 3, 2003

Weight Loss

It can always been done!

Weight Loss: Because there is no fat people in concentration camps!

by nd666 November 8, 2009

Weiner Sniper

A guy who never misses the bowl when urinating.

Guy: 1
Dude you were hammered last night and you never missed the bowl...your such a weiner sniper.

Guy: 2
Why were you watching me urinate?

Guy: 1
We were having a sniping contest.

by ToadH January 1, 2010

Weight-Watchers Crap

A bowel movement so large it results in a measurable reduction of your weight. The kind of movements people try to have just before weigh-in at a Weight-Watchers meeting.

Damn, I feel five pounds lighter, that was a real Weight-Watchers crap. Where's the scale?

by vbartilucci November 5, 2010

weighting

The process of doing some other exercise in the gym while waiting for the person who is working out with the equipment you intend to use to finish.

Sweaty fat dude is on the leg curl machine again.. must commence to weighting.

I've been weighting forever for the curlbros to finish with the squat rack.

by MohammedMudSlaP May 10, 2011

Weiner Withdrawl

When a lady hasn't gotten laid in so long, she begins to go bat shit crazy because she so desperately needs the D. In other words-hurtin for a squirtin.

Damn, son.. she be going through some mad weiner withdrawls. She needs to get some before I give it to her.

by Wahwahweewah October 25, 2013

weiner sweats

Sweat pants worn by a man where you can see the bulge or outline of hisjunk or his camel tail

Tom was just walking around the house in his weiner sweats.

by dawnandderrick May 11, 2016