A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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Get the dirty man tool mug.Man, nobody would even know what Scientology was if it weren't for Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology
by Talek (LP) December 22, 2005
Get the Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology mug.A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.
"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."
by Glockmeister November 19, 2004
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Get the Tool Sandwich mug.-Someone who practices making retarded and irrelevant comments in a social environment.
-Causes: A lack of engagement in a social situations throughout early childhood.
-Symptoms include: social isolation, constant clownage by peers left and random people that appreciate what a social tool really is.
-Treatment/Recovery: very few people have overcome this mental disorder but a temporary solution may be obtained by moving to another city or preferably another country.
-Causes: A lack of engagement in a social situations throughout early childhood.
-Symptoms include: social isolation, constant clownage by peers left and random people that appreciate what a social tool really is.
-Treatment/Recovery: very few people have overcome this mental disorder but a temporary solution may be obtained by moving to another city or preferably another country.
by genetic freak March 26, 2009
Get the social tool mug.1)O'Tooled: Drunk. Hammered. Hungover. In referance to the British actor Peter O'Toole who stard in such films as Lawerance of Arabia, and was famous for off screen drinking binges.
2) O'Tooled: Denied. Rejected on a regular basis. Losing streak. In referance to the British actor Peter O'Toole who stard in such films as Murphys War, and was famous for not winning an acting Oscar after 8 nomminations.
2) O'Tooled: Denied. Rejected on a regular basis. Losing streak. In referance to the British actor Peter O'Toole who stard in such films as Murphys War, and was famous for not winning an acting Oscar after 8 nomminations.
"Dude!, we got friggen' O'Tooled on that pub crawl last night"
"Dude?!, Dave got totally O'Tooled by every girl on that pub crawl last night!...then again i was way too O'Tooled to keep track of them all"
"Dude?!, Dave got totally O'Tooled by every girl on that pub crawl last night!...then again i was way too O'Tooled to keep track of them all"
by James March 6, 2004
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