Twitter

It is the area between the twat and the shitter

Nothing like licking the goo on her twitter

by DutchSchultz December 9, 2009

Twitter

A website created that basically trying to be as succesful as facebook, and is for stalkers whom like to know what others/random people are doing at any given time of the day. Usually these posted events are completely random, useless and time wasting to post on the internet for any crepper to see.

"I don't know what Bob is doing right this second or what he will be doing in the next 3 seconds... hmm let's go stalk him on Twitter and find out."

by blurt.it.out June 6, 2009

twitter

the physical representation of hell

the world would be a better place if twitter ceased to exist

by i have severe brain damage June 24, 2021

Twitter

The space between the twat and the shitter.

I was all up in her twitter last night.

I followed that twitter all the way to Kansas.

by m.A.A.d Man July 9, 2014

Twitter

The place Donald Trump goes when he forgets he is the president.

Person 1:Did you see trumps tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that guy make me not want to use Twitter.
Person 1&2: I hate trump.

by Lotus 2.0 April 2, 2020

Twitter

A website that suspends innocent people, but doesn't suspend pedophiles.

"If only twitter would suspend these pedos."
"Why would they? They actively support them."

by Suspend ProdigyFNRP on twitter September 23, 2020

Twitter

A waste of life

Sir Alex Ferguson: "Twitter is a waste of life"

by twastes February 3, 2014