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twitterrhea 

symptoms: obsessive twittering in a short time span (often pointless tweets posted just to pass the time), twitching, putting @ signs in front of a person's name before texting or emailing them

diagnosis: one of your followers will say something along the lines of "holy shit, STOP!"

treatment: no cure; treatment includes throwing your phone out of the window and running over your router with your neighbor's lifted Ford F350
a few examples of twitterrhea include:
74 tweets in 6 1/2 minutes
7,523 tweets in a week
etc.

twittarrhea

An explosion of twitter messages that consist of sporadic "twarts". The messages are irrelevant and take up your entire twitter wall. These people usually average about 30 tweets an hour.
"Good morning!" or "Hows everyone doing?" or "Just ate some mashed potatoes off the carpet. Woohoo!"... These are all examples of someone with a case of twittarrhea.
twittarrhea by Jordan Bushkovski February 6, 2009

Twitterrhea 

When you tweet in obsessively manner about everything and everyone in sight because you are bored out of your mind, or chose to do things other than being productive.
I was so bored at work that I logged on to my twitter account and had an hour or two of twitterrhea.
Twitterrhea by ruski55 July 13, 2012

Twitterrhea 

Too many twitters per hour.
Guy Kawasaki had twitterrhea when he posted 18 Tweets in one hour on a Friday afternoon.
Twitterrhea by Julie Wright August 13, 2008
Word of the Day on February 10, 2009

twitterrheah 

The activity of a person using twitter, the micro blogging service, to continuously send out a huge quantity of twitter messages, also known as tweets.
Nate must have twitterrheah, I'm going to have to unfollow him.
twitterrheah by spressler September 21, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026