Twitterarrhea

A condition which causes people to use 2,000 words in multiple, repetitve, word-salad tweets, to express an idea which only requires 100 words.

David Hogg makes so many incoherent, endlessly rambling tweets, he's clearly suffering from chronic Twitterarrhea.

by Vinny Veritas May 30, 2022

twitterrhea

symptoms: obsessive twittering in a short time span (often pointless tweets posted just to pass the time), twitching, putting @ signs in front of a person's name before texting or emailing them

diagnosis: one of your followers will say something along the lines of "holy shit, STOP!"

treatment: no cure; treatment includes throwing your phone out of the window and running over your router with your neighbor's lifted Ford F350

a few examples of twitterrhea include:
74 tweets in 6 1/2 minutes
7,523 tweets in a week
etc.

by dr. starquiesha tweet, m.d. May 21, 2009

twittarrhea

An explosion of twitter messages that consist of sporadic "twarts". The messages are irrelevant and take up your entire twitter wall. These people usually average about 30 tweets an hour.

"Good morning!" or "Hows everyone doing?" or "Just ate some mashed potatoes off the carpet. Woohoo!"... These are all examples of someone with a case of twittarrhea.

by Jordan Bushkovski February 6, 2009

Twitterrhea

When you tweet in obsessively manner about everything and everyone in sight because you are bored out of your mind, or chose to do things other than being productive.

I was so bored at work that I logged on to my twitter account and had an hour or two of twitterrhea.

by ruski55 July 13, 2012

Twitterrhea

Too many twitters per hour.

Guy Kawasaki had twitterrhea when he posted 18 Tweets in one hour on a Friday afternoon.

by Julie Wright August 13, 2008

twitterrheah

The activity of a person using twitter, the micro blogging service, to continuously send out a huge quantity of twitter messages, also known as tweets.

Nate must have twitterrheah, I'm going to have to unfollow him.

by spressler September 21, 2009