Touches

Any form of gettin it in.

1. I'm trying to go down to my girl's place to get some touches in.

2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.

3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!

4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.

by DonJuan1 December 19, 2012

Seattle touchee

A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.

Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!

by James Glenridge December 24, 2008

torch the bridge

A bunch of faggots who are not good enough for penny arcade that made their own shitty forum and banned phentulvor the ebst poster.

Anatroll of torch the bridge banned phentulvor because he is a shit pushing faggot, but phentulvor is posting on his second account so who gives a shit?

by phentulvor September 26, 2006

torch

A word used instead of "lit" because it is more sophisticated and doesn't give drugs and alcohol references.

Damn bro that party was torch!!

by cashmoneyswagdaddy May 6, 2020

olympic torching

the act of passing a pipe without having to relight it, because an ember remains burning. Involving two or more people, olympic torching requires the ability to smoke and then pass the pipe quickly, without allowing the lit ember to go out.

Guy 1: Hey are you guys smoking a bowl?
Guy 2: Yeah but don't light it again, we're olympic torching it.

Quick, pass that olympic torch.

by yeah_yeah_yeah March 8, 2009

tallahasee torch

When you dip your cock in gasoline, light it on fire and stick it up a girl's ass or pussy.

Warning: Side effects of the Tallahasee Torch include: burnt cock and/or pussy, burnt ass, and your girlfriend will probably hate you for the rest of your life.

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay, August 22, 2006

Torch Queen

A Torch Queen is a homosexual characterized by dramatic gestures with cigarette in hand, and frequently results in the burning of persons and property. Normally sighted in gay bars.

Stay far away from that Torch Queen or she will light you up.

by INXS August 21, 2013